getting your pants pulled down in front of the popular girls

Wednesday

Boogie is trying to keep a low profile at school on account of spilling his drink all over Craig Johnson.

It's making things hard for me though, cause he insists we leave for school later and use the side doors that only the teachers use so we don't run into Craig.

I tried to tell him that Craig has probably forgotten all about Boogie spilling his drink on him by now, but Boogie wasn't buying it.

To be honest, I wouldn't be buying it either if I was him.  Craig Johnson isn't someone to be messing with.

One time Craig thought this kid at school had said something about his hair cut, so Craig pulled his pants down right in front of a table full of the popular girls in the cafeteria, and they all started laughing at him.

The poor kid had been wearing a really cool Darth Vader shirt so Craig asked him why he hadn't used the Force to stop his pants from being pulled down, and then all the girls started giggling even harder.

I was actually surprised that a jock like Craig even knew who Darth Vader was, but it just goes to show you, Darth Vader is TOTALLY COOL.

Anyhow, it could be really dangerous to have Craig on your bad side, so I really couldn't blame Boogie for being worried about it.

The worst thing about a situation like this is never knowing when Craig is going to get you.  Always having to look over your should can get really tiring, but you can't EVER let your guard down, cause that always ends up being right when they get you.

I wish I had some good advice to give Boogie to help him out of this mess, but he's probably just going to have to wait it out until Craig cools off and forgets about it.

Hopefully Craig isn't one of those guys with a really long memory.

Wolverine vs Batman

Tuesday

Cindy Patterson glared at me in the hallway at school this morning.

I guess she's still mad about Mr. Sorenson's mistakenly thinking I was looking up her skirt.

I thought about pointing out to her that she had been wearing jeans, not a skirt, so Mr. Sorenson was clearly wrong, but then I decided against it.  I didn't have my drawing of the difference between jeans and skirts with me, and I always make my point better with visual aids.

At lunch, Boogie and I got into an argument over whether Wolverine or Batman would win in a fight.

Obviously Wolverine would, but Boogie kept arguing that Batman would win.

The argument didn't last very long because we didn't have any paper to draw on and make our points.

I almost always win when we have our argument on paper because I'm so awesome at drawing.  It's not fair really, because Boogie doesn't have much of a chance against my drawing skills.

Then things got a little crazy when Boogie spilled his drink all over Craig Johnson.

Boogie tried to say it was partly my fault because I pointed out Sheila Corunna was wearing a really nice shirt.  Boogie turned around really fast to see it, and that's when he knocked his drink over and it went all over Craig.

I can understand Boogie trying to take some of the heat off himself, especially since Craig is a jock, and really good at sports, and is really strong, and he was really mad, but I don't appreciate him trying to put the blame on me.

He could've pointed the finger at someone else instead of me, his best friend.

Since he didn't, I just looked shocked and said I didn't know what he was talking about because it was him that spilled his drink all over Craig, not me.

After some really dirty looks from Craig, and a few nasty comments about Boogie that I didn't really think were necessary, Craig headed off to the washroom to get cleaned up.

I was pretty sure that wasn't going to be the end of it though, and Boogie obviously didn't think so either because he didn't waste any time getting out of there through the door that was farthest away from the washrooms where Craig had headed.