It's out! The second episode of Diary of a Nerd King Season 2 is hot off the e-presses and available for NOW for download on Amazon.
As promised, Diary of a Nerd King will now have a new episode available weekly, just like your favorite TV show!
Even better, you can download each new Diary of a Nerd King episode on Amazon for just 99 cents!
That's right! No more waiting months on end for the author to finish a whole new book. Now you can read a new episode of Diary of a Nerd King EVERY week!
Subscribe NOW to the Diary of a Nerd King Blog to get FREE updates so you NEVER miss an episode!!!
An Open Letter to Greg Heffley, the Wimpy Kid from Diary of a Wimpy Kid, from the Nerd King
Dear Greg Heffley (or can I call you Greg?),
First of all, let me tell you I really like your books! For a Wimpy Kid, you're a pretty funny guy.
Second of all, I think it's wicked awesome that you don't mind exposing yourself so much in all the Diary of a Wimpy Kid books. I mean, let's face it, you look pretty silly in a lot of them!
It takes a lot of courage to let people see all your mistakes and the stuff you do when you mess up, so I'm thinking maybe you're not so much of a Wimpy Kid after all.
We've got one major thing in common you know. We each have siblings that drive us nuts (siblings means brothers or sisters... I only point that out because I don't like it myself when people use big word and I don't know what they mean).
You've got Rodrick, and I've got Tabi. Rodrick seems to do tons of stuff to try and make you look like a Wimpy Kid, and Tabi does the same thing to me, except she does her best to try and make me look like the Nerd King.
She made that up, Nerd King. I used to actually hate it, but it's kinda growing on me lately. I think it's the King part that I like, and let's face it... nerds are actually kinda cool these days.
Do you hate being called the Wimpy Kid?
I guess you might have it worse than I do because I just have the one sister, Tabi, to drive me nuts, while you've got Rodrick AND Manny. I don't know what I'd do if I had to put up with another sister, although it might actually be cool to have a brother. Mind you, after reading about yours in the Wimpy Kid books, maybe not.
Anyhow, mosty I just wanted to say I just really like your Diary of a Wimpy Kid books, so I thought I'd write to let you know. Mom says the world would be a better place if more people had something nice to say, so I'm saying it... I like your Diary of a Wimpy Kid books!
Hope Rodrick and Manny don't drive you too crazy!
Yours truly (Mom says that's how you're supposed to end a proper letter),
Maximus “Max” Jeffery Ridgemont
Diary of a Nerd King #2: Episode 1 "Karate, Bears, and Looking Like a Girl"
Whoo Hoo! Hot off the presses... just released... totally wicked awesome...
The first episode of Diary of a Nerd King Season 2 is out and available NOW for download on Amazon!
As promised, Diary of a Nerd King will now have a new episode available weekly, just like your favorite TV show!
Even better, you can download each new Diary of a Nerd King episode on Amazon for just 99 cents!
That's right! No more waiting months on end for the author to finish a whole new book. Now you can read a new episode of Diary of a Nerd King EVERY week!
Subscribe NOW to the Diary of a Nerd King Blog to get FREE updates so you NEVER miss an episode!!!
The first episode of Diary of a Nerd King Season 2 is out and available NOW for download on Amazon!
As promised, Diary of a Nerd King will now have a new episode available weekly, just like your favorite TV show!
Even better, you can download each new Diary of a Nerd King episode on Amazon for just 99 cents!
That's right! No more waiting months on end for the author to finish a whole new book. Now you can read a new episode of Diary of a Nerd King EVERY week!
Subscribe NOW to the Diary of a Nerd King Blog to get FREE updates so you NEVER miss an episode!!!
Diary of a Nerd King Art Contest
Do you think your artwork is as good as the Nerd King's?
Is it wicked awesome like Max's?
If it is, Max wants to see it! Send it to Max at nerdkingdiary@gmail.com, and if it gets chosen, your artwork could appear in the next episode of Diary of a Nerd King.
Everyone whose artwork gets chosen to appear in the next episode of Diary of a Nerd King will get a $25 iTunes or Amazon Gift Certificate, a FREE copy of the next Diary of a Nerd King book, and your artwork featured on the Diary of a Nerd King website. Your name will also appear below your artwork as a credit in the book. Who knows? You could end up becoming a famous artist from the exposure!
And that's not all!!! If your artwork is REALLY wicked awesome, Max wants to talk to you about doing the artwork for an entire episode of Diary of a Nerd King, maybe even more than one! Remember, to enter the contest, email your artwork to Max at nerdkingdiary@gmail.com.
What should you draw? Something weird. Something crazy. Something you saw on Youtube. Something that happened at school. Something your Sister, Brother, Mom, or Dad did... even something Gramma did. Your cat. Your dog. Your hamster riding your dog.
The possibilities are endless. Check out the earlier posts here on the Diary of a Nerd King blog or get the ebook on Amazon to see the kind of stuff Max draws.
Please limit your submissions to 1000 x 1000 pixels and 1MB file size maximum. Artwork can be in color or black & white. It can be created digitally on an iPad, iPod Touch, PC or Apple computer. It can be drawn on paper (i.e. pencil, pen and ink, pencil crayon, etc.) and scanned or photographed for emailing.
Make sure to include a description or short story with your artwork to tell us the story behind it, where you got your idea from, and what it's about.
*** Teachers, Educators, Librarians, and Youth Workers - If you'd like to have your class, kids group, library, etc. get involved in the contest, you can download the contest details as a printable or emailable pdf here. If you need anything further from me or have any questions, please feel free to contact me at nerdkingdiary@gmail.com. Thanks! Matt
Is it wicked awesome like Max's?
If it is, Max wants to see it! Send it to Max at nerdkingdiary@gmail.com, and if it gets chosen, your artwork could appear in the next episode of Diary of a Nerd King.
Everyone whose artwork gets chosen to appear in the next episode of Diary of a Nerd King will get a $25 iTunes or Amazon Gift Certificate, a FREE copy of the next Diary of a Nerd King book, and your artwork featured on the Diary of a Nerd King website. Your name will also appear below your artwork as a credit in the book. Who knows? You could end up becoming a famous artist from the exposure!
And that's not all!!! If your artwork is REALLY wicked awesome, Max wants to talk to you about doing the artwork for an entire episode of Diary of a Nerd King, maybe even more than one! Remember, to enter the contest, email your artwork to Max at nerdkingdiary@gmail.com.
What should you draw? Something weird. Something crazy. Something you saw on Youtube. Something that happened at school. Something your Sister, Brother, Mom, or Dad did... even something Gramma did. Your cat. Your dog. Your hamster riding your dog.
The possibilities are endless. Check out the earlier posts here on the Diary of a Nerd King blog or get the ebook on Amazon to see the kind of stuff Max draws.
Please limit your submissions to 1000 x 1000 pixels and 1MB file size maximum. Artwork can be in color or black & white. It can be created digitally on an iPad, iPod Touch, PC or Apple computer. It can be drawn on paper (i.e. pencil, pen and ink, pencil crayon, etc.) and scanned or photographed for emailing.
Make sure to include a description or short story with your artwork to tell us the story behind it, where you got your idea from, and what it's about.
*** Teachers, Educators, Librarians, and Youth Workers - If you'd like to have your class, kids group, library, etc. get involved in the contest, you can download the contest details as a printable or emailable pdf here. If you need anything further from me or have any questions, please feel free to contact me at nerdkingdiary@gmail.com. Thanks! Matt
Justin Bieber Gives Millions of Girls Christmas Hope!
So for all you Justin Bieber fans (and just to clarify... I'm not one... mind you, according to my sister Justin Bieber is my half-brother), there's new Justin Bieber Christmas news!
And it's news that will bring hope to all the millions of female Justin Bieber fans.
Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are not going to spend Christmas together!
Justin is going home to Stratford, Ontario to be with his family, and Selena is going home to Texas to be with her family. No Justin Bieber spending Christmas with Selena Gomez and her family, or vice versa.
And to top it all off... Justin Bieber with be performing with Lady Gaga on New Year's Eve at Dick Clark's Rocking New Year's Eve. Whether Selena Gomez will be there or not is any love-struck young girl's guess.
How many thousand, Justin Bieber sick, young girls will be descending on Stratford, Ontario this Christmas hoping to get a chance to steal him away from Selena?
Will Selena Gomez secretly fly into Stratford, Ontario on Christmas Eve to spy on Justin through his parent's kitchen window?
Will Justin Bieber's Mom get a surprise Christmas visit from her secret crush Drew Carey?
Could be a very interesting Christmas this year!!!
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Working this Justin Bieber half-brother thing
Top 3 Justin Bieber Secret Facts
As you know, my sister Tabi has been telling all her friends that Justin Bieber is our half-brother.
That got me thinking that I should probably know some secret facts about Justin Bieber for when people ask me about the Justin Bieber half-brother thing, so I did a little research. Here's what I came up with...
1. Justin Bieber's middle name is Drew. Many fans know this, but what they don't know is that Justin Bieber's mother named him after Drew Carey because she has always had a secret love affair with Drew Carey. Rumor has it, even Justin Bieber's Dad doesn't know this.
2. Justin Bieber doesn't really like his haircut, but he keeps it the way it is because he gets paid a commission off every Justin Bieber haircut that every teenage boy gets anywhere in the world. With Justin Bieber haircuts going for about $150 each, Justin Bieber's making a killing just by keeping that silly looking haircut.
3. Justin Bieber pays a staff of 1,000 teenagers in Lishui, China to run his twitter account for him and respond to tweets that mention the name or phrase Justin Bieber. This might seem like a lot, but because they're teens from the little city of Lishui in china, Justin only has to pay them each 10 cents a day, so it's really peanuts when you're as rich as Justin Bieber.
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Working this Justin Bieber half-brother thing
That got me thinking that I should probably know some secret facts about Justin Bieber for when people ask me about the Justin Bieber half-brother thing, so I did a little research. Here's what I came up with...
1. Justin Bieber's middle name is Drew. Many fans know this, but what they don't know is that Justin Bieber's mother named him after Drew Carey because she has always had a secret love affair with Drew Carey. Rumor has it, even Justin Bieber's Dad doesn't know this.
2. Justin Bieber doesn't really like his haircut, but he keeps it the way it is because he gets paid a commission off every Justin Bieber haircut that every teenage boy gets anywhere in the world. With Justin Bieber haircuts going for about $150 each, Justin Bieber's making a killing just by keeping that silly looking haircut.
3. Justin Bieber pays a staff of 1,000 teenagers in Lishui, China to run his twitter account for him and respond to tweets that mention the name or phrase Justin Bieber. This might seem like a lot, but because they're teens from the little city of Lishui in china, Justin only has to pay them each 10 cents a day, so it's really peanuts when you're as rich as Justin Bieber.
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Contest Update: Win a FREE iPod Touch or Kindle Fire... Your Choice!
Some great efforts at spreading the word about the new Diary of a Nerd King book!
Diary of a Nerd King hit #9 on Amazon thanks to all our loyal Nerd King readers!
We still have a ways to go to hit 100 entries on the contest. I'd love to be able to give away the iPod Touch or Kindle Fire before Christmas, so spread the word, get your friends and family involved, encourage people to enter... it's FREE!
Once we get 100 entries, we'll choose a winner within 1 week. That's a 1 in a 100 chance to win!!! Pretty good odds!!!
Here's a BIGGIE you can do to boost your chances of winning!
Post a review on Amazon. It doesn't have to be anything fancy. Just a line or two will do.
Posting a review on Amazon is one of the most effective things you can do as it helps Diary of a Nerd King move up in the rankings on Amazon which in turn helps it get more exposure.
Posting a review takes about 30 seconds to do and will increase your chances of winning the iPod Touch or Kindle Fire.
Good luck everyone! Keep up the great work. I'm looking forward to giving away the iPod Touch or Kindle Fire!
Diary of a Nerd King hit #9 on Amazon thanks to all our loyal Nerd King readers!
We still have a ways to go to hit 100 entries on the contest. I'd love to be able to give away the iPod Touch or Kindle Fire before Christmas, so spread the word, get your friends and family involved, encourage people to enter... it's FREE!
Once we get 100 entries, we'll choose a winner within 1 week. That's a 1 in a 100 chance to win!!! Pretty good odds!!!
Here's a BIGGIE you can do to boost your chances of winning!
Post a review on Amazon. It doesn't have to be anything fancy. Just a line or two will do.
Posting a review on Amazon is one of the most effective things you can do as it helps Diary of a Nerd King move up in the rankings on Amazon which in turn helps it get more exposure.
Posting a review takes about 30 seconds to do and will increase your chances of winning the iPod Touch or Kindle Fire.
Good luck everyone! Keep up the great work. I'm looking forward to giving away the iPod Touch or Kindle Fire!
Win a FREE iPod Touch or Kindle Fire... YOUR CHOICE!
I'm Giving Away a FREE iPod Touch or Kindle FIRE... YOUR CHOICE!
If you don’t yet have an iPod Touch or a Kindle Fire and would like one for free, I’m giving one away. This is a thank you for everyone's continued support of Diary of a Nerd King.
Here’s how to get one:
1) Just spread the word! Send people to this blog post or The Diary of a Nerd King page on Amazon. Here are some ideas: Facebook like, Facebook sharing, retweets, Twitter, e-mail, e-mail signature, stand on the corner and tell everyone you see. The last one doesn’t work as well as the others. :-)
2) Leave a comment on this post telling me what you did. If possible, quantify the impact (clicks, page views, etc.), and be sure to follow these two rules, which are required for your entry to be valid:
- Keep the entire comment to 200 words or fewer, so use bullets!
- If you're under 18, make sure you have your parent's permission. I'll need to see confirmation before the prize is awarded.
I'll consider the first 100 submissions, and then a few judges and I will choose the person we think did the best job. Then I'll announce the winner here on the blog and ship out the prize! Void where prohibited, Martians and extraterrestrials not allowed, etc., etc. The winner will be announced within a week of me receiving the first 100 submissions.
Happy Holidays and Good Luck!
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