Showing posts with label Justin Bieber. Show all posts
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Justin Bieber Gives Millions of Girls Christmas Hope!
So for all you Justin Bieber fans (and just to clarify... I'm not one... mind you, according to my sister Justin Bieber is my half-brother), there's new Justin Bieber Christmas news!
And it's news that will bring hope to all the millions of female Justin Bieber fans.
Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are not going to spend Christmas together!
Justin is going home to Stratford, Ontario to be with his family, and Selena is going home to Texas to be with her family. No Justin Bieber spending Christmas with Selena Gomez and her family, or vice versa.
And to top it all off... Justin Bieber with be performing with Lady Gaga on New Year's Eve at Dick Clark's Rocking New Year's Eve. Whether Selena Gomez will be there or not is any love-struck young girl's guess.
How many thousand, Justin Bieber sick, young girls will be descending on Stratford, Ontario this Christmas hoping to get a chance to steal him away from Selena?
Will Selena Gomez secretly fly into Stratford, Ontario on Christmas Eve to spy on Justin through his parent's kitchen window?
Will Justin Bieber's Mom get a surprise Christmas visit from her secret crush Drew Carey?
Could be a very interesting Christmas this year!!!
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Working this Justin Bieber half-brother thing
Top 3 Justin Bieber Secret Facts
As you know, my sister Tabi has been telling all her friends that Justin Bieber is our half-brother.
That got me thinking that I should probably know some secret facts about Justin Bieber for when people ask me about the Justin Bieber half-brother thing, so I did a little research. Here's what I came up with...
1. Justin Bieber's middle name is Drew. Many fans know this, but what they don't know is that Justin Bieber's mother named him after Drew Carey because she has always had a secret love affair with Drew Carey. Rumor has it, even Justin Bieber's Dad doesn't know this.
2. Justin Bieber doesn't really like his haircut, but he keeps it the way it is because he gets paid a commission off every Justin Bieber haircut that every teenage boy gets anywhere in the world. With Justin Bieber haircuts going for about $150 each, Justin Bieber's making a killing just by keeping that silly looking haircut.
3. Justin Bieber pays a staff of 1,000 teenagers in Lishui, China to run his twitter account for him and respond to tweets that mention the name or phrase Justin Bieber. This might seem like a lot, but because they're teens from the little city of Lishui in china, Justin only has to pay them each 10 cents a day, so it's really peanuts when you're as rich as Justin Bieber.
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That got me thinking that I should probably know some secret facts about Justin Bieber for when people ask me about the Justin Bieber half-brother thing, so I did a little research. Here's what I came up with...
1. Justin Bieber's middle name is Drew. Many fans know this, but what they don't know is that Justin Bieber's mother named him after Drew Carey because she has always had a secret love affair with Drew Carey. Rumor has it, even Justin Bieber's Dad doesn't know this.
2. Justin Bieber doesn't really like his haircut, but he keeps it the way it is because he gets paid a commission off every Justin Bieber haircut that every teenage boy gets anywhere in the world. With Justin Bieber haircuts going for about $150 each, Justin Bieber's making a killing just by keeping that silly looking haircut.
3. Justin Bieber pays a staff of 1,000 teenagers in Lishui, China to run his twitter account for him and respond to tweets that mention the name or phrase Justin Bieber. This might seem like a lot, but because they're teens from the little city of Lishui in china, Justin only has to pay them each 10 cents a day, so it's really peanuts when you're as rich as Justin Bieber.
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Justin Bieber on GLEE
Thursday
Somebody at school today said that Justin Bieber was going to be on GLEE tonight, so all the girls started freaking out, pretending to faint, and staring at pictures of the Biebs.
I gotta say, I've never seen something spread so fast through the whole school. By 9am it seemed like everybody was talking about Justin Bieber and making plans to watch GLEE... at least all the girls were anyway.
Most of the guys were either saying they wished they were rich and famous like Justin Bieber, or that they really didn't want to watch GLEE whether Justin was on it or not.
The thing about GLEE is that it's not really cool to admit liking it if you're a guy. It's obviously fine if you're a girl, but all the guys have to put up this image that they don't watch girlie stuff like GLEE, even though I think just about every guy at our school does.
Those of us like me with sisters get off easy 'cause we can just say we have to watch GLEE because our sister's made us. It's one of the few times when it's an advantage to have a sister, but even still, I'd never let Tabitha hear me say that.
Later this evening, after dinner, when we were all sitting around watching GLEE, we all kept waiting for the big moment when we'd see Justin Bieber. After each commercial break, we kept thinking it had to be soon.
By the time the show was half over, I was starting to wonder if somebody had made up the whole Justin Bieber on GLEE thing cause it didn't seem like they were going to have time to fit him in.
By ten to nine, I was really doubting we were going to see the Biebs, but Tabi kept insisting we'd see him any minute.
She was right.
At about eight minutes to nine, one of the kids on GLEE opened their locker, and she had a Justin Bieber poster taped to her locker door. It turned out that was the big appearance.
No real life Justin Bieber... just a poster of him on a locker door.
Pretty lame if you ask me, but I bet it really boosted GLEE's ratings for the week. Come to think of it, somebody from the show probably started the rumor for just that reason. Pretty smart actually.
It wasn't a total loss though. Tabi was all upset and freaking out because she didn't get to see Justin, so I told her I had known all along that he wasn't going to be on GLEE. She wailed and stormed off to her room all in a huff.
Justin Bieber Gives Millions of Girls Hope for Christmas
Top 3 Justin Bieber Secret Facts
Working this Justin Bieber half-brother thing
Somebody at school today said that Justin Bieber was going to be on GLEE tonight, so all the girls started freaking out, pretending to faint, and staring at pictures of the Biebs.
I gotta say, I've never seen something spread so fast through the whole school. By 9am it seemed like everybody was talking about Justin Bieber and making plans to watch GLEE... at least all the girls were anyway.
Most of the guys were either saying they wished they were rich and famous like Justin Bieber, or that they really didn't want to watch GLEE whether Justin was on it or not.
The thing about GLEE is that it's not really cool to admit liking it if you're a guy. It's obviously fine if you're a girl, but all the guys have to put up this image that they don't watch girlie stuff like GLEE, even though I think just about every guy at our school does.
Those of us like me with sisters get off easy 'cause we can just say we have to watch GLEE because our sister's made us. It's one of the few times when it's an advantage to have a sister, but even still, I'd never let Tabitha hear me say that.
Later this evening, after dinner, when we were all sitting around watching GLEE, we all kept waiting for the big moment when we'd see Justin Bieber. After each commercial break, we kept thinking it had to be soon.
By the time the show was half over, I was starting to wonder if somebody had made up the whole Justin Bieber on GLEE thing cause it didn't seem like they were going to have time to fit him in.
By ten to nine, I was really doubting we were going to see the Biebs, but Tabi kept insisting we'd see him any minute.
She was right.
At about eight minutes to nine, one of the kids on GLEE opened their locker, and she had a Justin Bieber poster taped to her locker door. It turned out that was the big appearance.
No real life Justin Bieber... just a poster of him on a locker door.
Pretty lame if you ask me, but I bet it really boosted GLEE's ratings for the week. Come to think of it, somebody from the show probably started the rumor for just that reason. Pretty smart actually.
It wasn't a total loss though. Tabi was all upset and freaking out because she didn't get to see Justin, so I told her I had known all along that he wasn't going to be on GLEE. She wailed and stormed off to her room all in a huff.
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working this Justin Bieber half-brother thing
Tuesday
Tabi's latest thing is telling everybody that Justin Bieber is her half-brother. She thinks it'll make her more popular, but I think it just sounds lame. Most kids won't believe it anyway, so what's the point.
I mean, really, if Justin Bieber was her half-brother, then I'm pretty sure we would've had someone from TV over at our house to interview us long before now, and that hasn't happened.
Also, if Justin Bieber was Tabi's half-brother, then that would make him my half-brother too, and I really don't want Justin Bieber for a brother. That would be a real pain in the butt. Everyone would be all “So what it like having Justin Bieber as your brother?” and “Do you think you could get Justin's autograph for me?” I'd be totally living in his shadow, which would really suck.
Of course, if Justin Bieber was my half-brother, and everyone was asking me for his autograph, I could make a fortune charging for them. I could start off cheap, like $5 per autograph, and then slowly raise the price until I was charging $20 or even $50 per autograph.
People would pay it too! You should see how crazy girls get over Justin Bieber!
Even kid's mom's are going nuts for Justin Bieber, and that's just wrong. Moms are full grown women. Justin Bieber is a kid. What is the world coming to!
I'd be totally embarrassed if my mom was out there going to Justin Bieber concerts and shrieking like a little girl. This one kid at school, his mom even has an “I LOVE Justin Bieber” shirt (I wrote love but on the shirt it's a picture of a heart like this). Poor kid probably has nightmares about it.
Anyway, Tabi keeps telling everybody Justin is her half-brother, and it's starting to make me look bad.
Yesterday at school, someone had written Max Bieber on my locker with permanent marker, and then this girl called me Max Bieber when she walked by me in the hallway.
Now that I think about it, I wonder if that was an insult or if she was flirting with me? Maybe I could actually work this Justin Bieber half-brother thing to my advantage with the ladies. I'm gonna have to think about this.
Justin Bieber Gives Millions of Girls Hope for Christmas
Top 3 Justin Bieber Secret Facts
Working this Justin Bieber half-brother thing
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