getting your pants pulled down in front of the popular girls

Wednesday

Boogie is trying to keep a low profile at school on account of spilling his drink all over Craig Johnson.

It's making things hard for me though, cause he insists we leave for school later and use the side doors that only the teachers use so we don't run into Craig.

I tried to tell him that Craig has probably forgotten all about Boogie spilling his drink on him by now, but Boogie wasn't buying it.

To be honest, I wouldn't be buying it either if I was him.  Craig Johnson isn't someone to be messing with.

pants pulled down in front of popular girls while wearing Darth Vader shirt

One time Craig thought this kid at school had said something about his hair cut, so Craig pulled his pants down right in front of a table full of the popular girls in the cafeteria, and they all started laughing at him.

The poor kid had been wearing a really cool Darth Vader shirt so Craig asked him why he hadn't used the Force to stop his pants from being pulled down, and then all the girls started giggling even harder.

Darth Vader = Totally Cool!

I was actually surprised that a jock like Craig even knew who Darth Vader was, but it just goes to show you, Darth Vader is TOTALLY COOL.

Anyhow, it could be really dangerous to have Craig on your bad side, so I really couldn't blame Boogie for being worried about it.

The worst thing about a situation like this is never knowing when Craig is going to get you.  Always having to look over your should can get really tiring, but you can't EVER let your guard down, cause that always ends up being right when they get you.

I wish I had some good advice to give Boogie to help him out of this mess, but he's probably just going to have to wait it out until Craig cools off and forgets about it.

Hopefully Craig isn't one of those guys with a really long memory.

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